Hi Ma?... it's me!   You'll never guess?!

No, I'm not in trouble with the police

No, I'm not in the hospital!

No, I didn't get a parking ticket!

We're in Moscow!

Yeah, we just drove out for the afternoon

Hanging out...

Having a beer

Yes, if I drink too much we'll take a cab home

I know, I know, I won't drive drunk!

The weather's TOO nice!